Saturday, 19 March 2016

Guys And Their Macholiness.

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There are days when you feel you need some Whitney. Some nights you want some Celine Dion. There are good nights, and there are ugly nights, but one thing is certain.... on those nights when you feel like being best friends with these singers, check around,you'd certainly find love bugs perching somewhere in the room, or a love spider, building a love web.


Guys are you guilty of this? eh? did I hear no? okay. You think you are strong abi? Macho Macho you. No shaking at all.Love, Hian!, you do not have time for it. 


Listen to me. Listen to me very well.... IT IS A LIE.

I do not want to spill your secret but I would tell you all those cute cute little things you do in the name of forming macho.


1. She asks you " Do you love me?" and you reply "You know I do"

Biko, what is that. Hehe. Would your mouth run away and find solace at the back of your head if you just say " baby I love you too" ? You say it with the deepest of all voices, no soprano at all... haba.. But we like it. We like that even though your voice reflects your "macholiness", Your hands still shake. You can never lie with you hands. No you can't You must give love one part of your body. You cannot shut your mouth and force the love inside. It must breathe haba! It must explode.


2. We see you when you drop your bags to keep seats for us in  lecture halls, so that when we come late for class and there are no seats left, you'd kindly offer yours, just to perceive our perfume, just to look into our eyes from the corner of your eyes. And when a lecturer

acts like he wants to come up and ask a question, you quickly tell us the answer, 'cos you do not want us to fall our hands, 'cos we are too fine not to know the answer.Odiegwu. Hehe. 
We know it is not about question and answer, we know you heart pounds the whole time. We know we are like mini gods to you, we know.

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3. You get on a bike with your crush. You are shaking so much the bike man almost falls. You are trying to look at her face, but you can't, 'cos she is sitting just in front of you, with her head perpendicular to the bike man's head. Her hair smells, but it's like perfume to you. Everything about her is like perfume to you. Odiegwu. One day, you would shake so much the bike man would fall, and you and you precious crush would fall with him too. You better prevent blood. Just go ahead and tell her how you feel so that when you coincidentally get on a bike with her, it'd be as friends. You would not shake, in fact, that perfume you so much adore, would ensure that your bike ride becomes one of the most pleasant journeys of your life.




You see guys, there's nothing in admitting you're soft. We know. We so know. But we keep quiet 'cos it's not our place to make the first move. Our legs are so small., pls do not let them get old and feeble before you take a step, you and your "macholiness".

16 comments:

  1. Lol. I am not even Macho. I swear

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    1. ifahear.... You better say the truth

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  2. Write here you wrote me, you practically described me. But that's okay, it shows we care after all; maybe not free to try. But wait a minute, what if we had had scars that time is so reluctant to heal?

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  3. Write here you wrote me, you practically described me. But that's okay, it shows we care after all; maybe not free to try. But wait a minute, what if we had had scars that time is so reluctant to heal?

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  4. Right here you wrote me, you practically described me. But that's okay, it shows we care after all; maybe not free to try. But wait a minute, what if we had had scars that time is so reluctant to heal?

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  5. Right here you wrote me, you practically described me. But that's okay, it shows we care after all; maybe not free to try. But wait a minute, what if we had had scars that time is so reluctant to heal?

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    1. Only love can heal any wound inflicted by love... Girl love to hear nice things. Really

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  7. Hahaha, u think u knw guys? And girls should start makin the first move. Hahahaha

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    1. Na so. If you like a girl, make a move. You'd get sooo old waiting for her to talk to you first.

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    2. Most girls love it when they hav a loooong list of guys making that move, just how sperm cells fight for egg cells. Some guys are just too afraid of joining that list. They'll wnt to know they have a chance before they make the grand move. Buh if the path is clear for em, trust me the move would be suave.

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  8. I wish its this easy. I'm so guilty, tho not with the last to instances. If writing & speaking well could translate into good wooing, I would've been a married man. I end up saying it doesn't exist, love. Sometimes, you're so scared you'ld not be loved back in the same measure, and that there're others... Kasie, nice one.

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  9. Macho kwa.... It's a guys thing plsss. That is how God made us. But nice writeup. U r really improving

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